FRIDAY FUNNIES–week of love

heart1The week of love continues with FRIDAY FUNNIES.

Friday Funnies is a chance to share your wild and crazy stories. Whether it’s a personal story or just something that strikes you as funny. Let’s laugh and have some fun, but keep it clean, cuz I’m a watchin’ **wink wink**


I found this online and some of them cracked me up:

–Melanie Griffith

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

–Woody Allen

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.


The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What… does a woman want?”

–Agatha Christie

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

–Albert Einstein

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.



What’s tickling your funny bone?