1. What a blast to the First Amendment! The first thing they do is shut down the press and imprison the intellectuals.
2. The Sphinxes eyes stay closed, until someone who does not feel his own worth tries to pass by.
3. I’m rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole. You might want to arrest me for that too. Is that a crime? To wish the chewing of law enforcement?
4. Oh, this is disgusting. It’s all over and it’s… It’s sticky and… We’re going to need some kind of cleaning fluid to get this off.
Yep, they’re pretty random today. Give it your best shot. You got a quote to share? Put it in the comments, we’ll give it a shot!