Puzzles
I’m not one to pass jokes on very often….but this one I couldn’t refuse:
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BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The little silver haired lady says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”
He takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he said with a deep sigh …………
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19 Comments
Lisa Kessler
Ha! That was cute… 🙂
Lisa
danicaavet
ROFLOL!!! Great one, Lynn! Hilarious. I’m going to have to tell my family that one.
Lynn Rush
🙂 I hope they like it. 🙂
Hart
*giggles* Very nice.
Lynn Rush
I thought it was cute. My mom’s 63 and she’s starting to get a kick out of the “old people” jokes.
Jillian Chantal
Love it. SOOOO FUNNY!!!!
Lynn Rush
Thank my mom for that one. 🙂
Ciara Knight
ROFL That was too good. Thanks for sharing, Lynn. 🙂
Lynn Rush
Glad you liked it. 🙂
Lindsay
Don’t you know it’s not nice to tease us old folks.
Lynn Rush
We got to laugh in our old age or we wither up, you know? 🙂
Savannah Chase
LOL…This was a good one…
Lynn Rush
My mom showed me this one! It’s so funny. I just had to share.
lbdiamond
Bwahahahaha! VERY funny. 😉
Lynn Rush
Glad you liked it!!!
Rachel Firasek
Okay, Lynn, I needed this! Way cute!!!
Lynn Rush
Yay. Glad it made you smile. Have a great day!
Jill W
Being a jigsaw puzzle addict that gave me a good chuckle. 🙂 Thanks Lynn and Happy Tuesday! 🙂
Lynn Rush
Glad it gave you a chuckle. I laughed out loud when my mom showed me this!