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FRIDAY FUNNIES–Sheby Daniels Week
Shelby here. I’m sad this is my last post on the Light of Truth blog.
Maybe I can convince Lynn to let me do the Saturday post too?? It’s supposed to be part II of her dad’s 3,100 mile bike ride…so we’ll see.
If not, maybe I’ll be back someday to host…
But, back to Friday Funnies.
So, Lynn tells me it’s all about funny stories on Fridays. Sounds cool, I like laughing. Heck, in Light of Truth, Lynn even talks about a time where I fell off my couch while I was sleeping.
Poor Gabe. He was hangin’ out at my house in the kitchen (you’ll have to read the book to get more details….), and I guess he toally freaked when he heard the thud. He thought someone came in and snatched me away or something.
I mean, how embarrassing is that? We’d only known each other for, like, a couple days.
But that’s not my funny story.
When I was six, and no, this isn’t in the book, I was in a wedding. The cute little ringer bearer-type. Pink dress, all the frills.
Yeah, that was before the whole, “I hate God and the world” attitude shift and black clothes after my dad died.
Anyway, back to the story.
I don’t remember it much because I was so little. Mom used to tell the story all the time, though, and had to whip out the pictures once in a while.
Evidently, I was doing the little-girl-potty-dance, so mom took me to the bathroom.
Yep, you guessed it.
My little dress was tucked in the back of my white tights as I started walking down the aisle.
Jeez, can we say, “embarrassing.” And of course, they had to get it on film.
Parents and their cameras….
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So, don’t let me be the only one sharing today. Tell me a funny story…
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FRIDAY FUNNIES
Joke time.
Friday Funnies is a chance to share your wild and crazy stories. Whether it’s a personal story or just something that strikes you as funny. Let’s laugh and have some fun, but keep it clean, cuz I’m a watchin’ **wink wink**
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A Sure Cure
Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner.
One said “Ya know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church.
I’ve tried everything–noise, spray, cats–nothing seems to scare them away.
Another said “Yea, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry and in the narthex attic.
I’ve even had the place fumigated, and they won’t go away.”
The third said, “I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church…
Haven’t seen one back since!!!
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Acting Up in Church
One Sunday in a Midwest City, a young child was “acting up” during the morning worship hour.
The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle.
Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out.
Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, “Pray for me! Pray for me!”
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What’s makin’ you laugh lately?
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FRIDAY FUNNIES
And that’s how the fight started……
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Friday Funnies is a chance to share your wild and crazy stories. Whether it’s a personal story or just something that strikes you as funny. Let’s laugh and have some fun, but keep it clean, cuz I’m a watchin’ **wink wink**
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One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”And that’s how the fight started
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My wife walked into the den & asked “Whats on the TV?”
I replied “Dust”And that’s how the fight started
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A woman is looking at her body in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’
‘The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’And that’s how the fight started
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.And that’s how the fight started
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
‘I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.’
He said, ‘Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?’
‘Nah, she can order for herself.’And that’s how the fight started
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Ok, anything tickling your funny bone lately?
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FRIDAY FUNNIES
Eggs…they’re good to eat and easy to cook……or are they?
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Friday Funnies is a chance to share your wild and crazy stories. Whether it’s a personal story or just something that strikes you as funny. Let’s laugh and have some fun, but keep it clean, cuz I’m a watchin’ **wink wink**
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Eggs, they’re scrumptious, right?
They make a great subject for books, right?
Oh, and don’t forget they’re fun to draw on too….(Ok, had to throw this one in there, I mean who draws on eggs??? LOL)
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Yeah, well not for me.
One night I was preparing dinner for me and my sweet hubby. Now, he and I both know that the kitchen is not a place in which I excel…but hey, I tried.
I was making this killer salad. Grilled chicken, chopped up veggies, lettuce, hard boiled egg slices, the whole gamut, right? Easy enough, right?
**NOT**
The eggs kept exploding in the boiling water. I couldn’t figure it out. I mean, I’d done everything right…..
1. Brought the water to a complete boil
2. Put the egg in
3. Let it cook a few minutes
…it just wasn’t working…
WELL DAHHHHH, you have to bring the water to a boil WITH the egg in it….LOL
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Any funny cooking stories to share? Come on, help me out, I’m not the only one who’s done something crazy like this, or am I?
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